According to the ever-accurate and informative CNN, Jesus Christ is trying to get a driver's license. Seriously. Check this out: http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/10/jesus.lawsuit.ap/index.html.
Some guy also claimed to have had coffee in his kitchen with Jesus after which the Lord left behind the blue jeans He had been wearing because He was cold. There was no comment about a shirt or possible undergarments. The guy with the holy jeans is now trying to sell them on e-bay. The holder of the jeans said he "wanted to share the pants He wore with the world." Last known bid for the now-sacred pants was: $14.59 and the bidding closes in just under a week. But beware all ye who are in need of repentence - he doesn't want the pants "to fall into the hands of Satan."
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You are so funny. What a crazy guy. I am sorry it took me so long to read your blog this last time. Please forgive me. Thank you for always making my day so much better. LOVE YOU
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